You can't give yourself a nickname. We can. Thoroughly researched, carefully curated, artisanal nicknames delivered right to you. Maybe you look like a young Alex Trebek. What up Trebs? How's it  going double jeopardy? Dub-Jay? Or you eat like a certain Muppet character or you talk like Ron Burgundy. By the end of the week everyone will yell "Stay Classy Burgs!" as you drive out of the parking lot, a satisfied grin spreading across your face because now you have a nickname. Can we guarantee the name will stick? Can we guarantee your friends will stop calling you Jello Neck behind your back? No. There are no guarantees in life and the sooner you learn that the better. What you can be sure of is you will love the nickname we create for you.